Along with: ‘you buy 6 apples, 3 of them are rotten’ ….. Y U BUY ROTTEN APPLES??!
(Source: sciencethemouse)
The only way to travel
Shane Koyczan:
- "She said: You are what you eat.
- I said: If thats true I can be you by the time the sun comes up."
Sheer, unrelenting brilliance.
Edit: Forgot to mention, before this exploded across Tumblr, I found it here.
This is Your Butt Hole, This is Your Butt Hole in PrisonYou’re going to need some serious drugs to numb that pain. It’s a vicious cycle.
But if we’re lucky,
Maybe we’re remembered
Along with the sunken cities of a lost continent.
