merryhappydodo:

Along with: ‘you buy 6 apples, 3 of them are rotten’ ….. Y U BUY ROTTEN APPLES??!

merryhappydodo:

Along with: ‘you buy 6 apples, 3 of them are rotten’ ….. Y U BUY ROTTEN APPLES??!

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The only way to travel

The only way to travel

Shane Koyczan:

  • "She said: You are what you eat.
  • I said: If thats true I can be you by the time the sun comes up."

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peter5tewart:

Sheer, unrelenting brilliance.
Edit: Forgot to mention, before this exploded across Tumblr, I found it here.

peter5tewart:

Sheer, unrelenting brilliance.

Edit: Forgot to mention, before this exploded across Tumblr, I found it here.

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collegehumor:

This is Your Butt Hole, This is Your Butt Hole in Prison
You’re going to need some serious drugs to numb that pain. It’s a vicious cycle.

collegehumor:

This is Your Butt Hole, This is Your Butt Hole in Prison

You’re going to need some serious drugs to numb that pain. It’s a vicious cycle.

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But if we’re lucky,Maybe we’re remembered Along with the sunken cities of a lost continent.

But if we’re lucky,
Maybe we’re remembered
Along with the sunken cities of a lost continent.